Happy Monday my loves! Hope you enjoyed the Grammys last night, but it is back into bizznasss with The Bachelor today. You have a few action items you need to complete before 8 pm.
- Submit your Mid-Season Draft Pick.
- If after you draft someone you have more than THREE contestants remaining your team, you need to select who will be earning points for you that episode. That’s right, from now on you only earn points for THREE contestants per episode. Don’t forget to submit your picks here!
If you aren’t sure who is left on your team, please contact me ASAP so I can look it up for you.
If you are wondering who you should draft, here are some recommendations from yours truly, Madam Commissioner.
Hannah G.
Look at this beautiful angel! I love her, Colton loves her, American loves her. She seems like a good bet to pick up.
Cassie
Our next eligible blonde is Cassie! She clearly has chemistry with Colton and seems like a sweet heart.
Caelynn
Now Caelynn isn’t technically blonde, which is a huge liability in this game, but she does seem to have caught Colton’s eye. Miss North Carolina and Miss USA 1st runner up would be a great addition to any team.
Tayshia
Our divorcee is makin’ moooooves with Colton! She is boldly stealing him away for time, and Colton is INTO IT. She also is one of the only people who is a reasonable age to be considering marriage.
Hannah B.
Hannah B. coming in as the 2nd best Hannah and the 2nd Best Beauty Queen is a tough spot, but have you seen the girl unhinge her jaw?? She’s def got a volatile side that could really rake in the points.
Demi
Mahhhh gurrrlll Demi!!! She has been no doubt a high points earner this season, will she win Colton over in the long run? Unclear, but if she makes it to hometowns and her mom is out of prison you will want her on your team.
Heather
The only thing longer than Heather’s hair is her legs. The only thing longer than her legs is the lies she spins about having dated a guy for eight months yet never kissed him. She’s an instigator and gives terrible advice to rile people up. Scoop up this girl for assist points, but don’t bank on her getting engaged to Colton.
Sydney
Sydney has the curse of being a reasonable person and thus not getting much airtime. I’m not so sure how many points she will be picking up for the remainder of the season, but I do recommend taking her bar class at Physique 57 in FiDi or Tribeca if you have the opportunity.
The Rest
I can’t in good conscience tell you drafting Onyeka, Nicole, or Kirpa is a good idea. They will be gone so soon, but if you feel compelled sure pick em up.
That’s all folks! And as my father would say, make good choices!
xoxo Madam Commissioner
Madam Commissioner 